Chris Brown Loves The Gays
“Damn, I’mma need a bigger door for this one. There a van around here?” Yesterday, Chris Brown illegally parked his car, yet managed to talk his way out of a ticket because punishing celebrities in...
View ArticleKylie Jenner is the 13 Year Old Being Prostituted By the Kardashians of the Day
TheSuperficial posted this ultra perverted Kylie Jenner Pics that I had to post and link to cuz they are disturbing….he did the Catch a Predator graphic…cuz these pics are just that…illegal…. I guess...
View ArticleKatie Cassidy’s Shirt Isn’t See Through of the Day
The nice thing about Katie Cassidy is that she is the daughter of dainty, dancing elf looking, David Cassidy….so she never had a real strong male role model to look up to and lay down the law for...
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Jennifer Lopez Reunites With Marc Anthony for Vacation Weekend
I remember breaking up with an old girlfriend (or, perhaps, it was the other way around) but we still had these tickets to visit friends out by the beach for their annual shindig we both loved so we...
View ArticleSoulja Boy got arrested!
Before I go into this, let me just say: HA HA! And also that the criminalization of marijuana to the point where you can get arrested for possession is kind of insane when you consider that among the...
View ArticlePaula Patton Ass at the Mission Impossible Event of the Day
Here is some light skinned black chick who is Alan Thicke from Growing Pain’s daughter in law because she is married to his son…and I’m posting her pictures for absolutely no fucking reason other than...
View ArticleVanessa Bryant Got $75 Million And 3 Mansions
TMZ has just released the details of Kobe and Vanessa Bryant‘s divorce settlement, and can we finally start calling marriage the Cadillac of Prostitution? Because, seriously, when the job’s done, a...
View Article‘Soul Train’ creator Don Cornelius dead in apparent suicide
'Soul Train' creator Don Cornelius dead in apparent suicide February 1, 2012 | 6:32 am "Soul Train" creator Don Cornelius was found dead at his... The post ‘Soul Train’ creator Don Cornelius dead in...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan’s Courthouse Fashion Funtime!
Lindsay Lohan was in court today for her monthly freckled underholes licking by the soft, smooth pulsating tongue of celebrity justice per California law. But since I don’t pay taxes there, who gives...
View ArticleChris Brown Stole A Chick’s Phone So He Wouldn’t End Up On ‘No Website.’ It...
“I’mma do something retarded today.” – Chris Brown, each morning. Chris Brown is a giant fucking idiot who does pretty much whatever he wants without fear of consequence, so what you’re about to read...
View ArticleSelena Gomez Superhero Dress of the Day
The nerds and fan boys are gonna love this shit… Not sure what her superpower is – but assume it’s sex offending…She’s good at that and always gets off…if you know what I mean…and that is that she’s...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan’s Probation Ended, But Not Really
The state of California can officially stop pretending it gives a shit if Lindsay Lohan completes her community service or not because the judge just ended her probation. Or at least the formal part...
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Lauren Stoner Bikini Pictures Just Good Old Fashioned Body Hot
Well, it does look as if Lauren Stoner and Michael Bay are a thing of the past now, or at least Lauren making out with some new random dude on the beach in Miami indicates such, but what hasn't...
View ArticleBirthday Sluts
Enrique Iglesias (37) Martha Wainwright (36) Darren Hayes (40) Melissa Gilbert (48) Michel Gondry (49) Janet McTeer (51) David Keith (58) Alex Van Halen (59) Gary Glitter (68) Toni Tennille (72)...
View ArticleThe Crap We Missed – Wednesday 6.13.12
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Heroin™ – “Yes, we’ve seen John Connor.” Inside you’ll find Miranda Kerr, who managed to completely shut down LAX security for a solid...
View ArticleSophie Turner Bikini Ass for Twitter of the Day
Sophie Turner is my kind of Lawyer…you know the kind who wishes she was a bikini model so badly that instead of practicing law, she runs around taking pics of herself in bikinis, hoping that one may...
View ArticleCandice Swanepoel for Some Brian Atwood Campaign of the Day
I am doing a bad job of playing it cool with Candice Swanepoel, cuz if you actually read this site you will know that earlier today, I decided that I wasn’t going to make this an unofficial fan site...
View ArticleLindsay Lohan’s A Suspect In Jewel Theft Now
So remember when Lindsay Lohan addressed the stolen jewelry reports by saying everyone fabricates lies about her when she’s “doing great?” The police just named her as a suspect. TMZ reports: Law...
View ArticleJohn Mayer Dumped Katy Perry Over Email
For reasons I’ll never fully understand, women get all emotional whenever you tell them you really aren’t as into them as you pretended to be to talk them into sex which makes it awkward to at least...
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